Pitttsburgh Police reported finding a man's body in the
river just off Neville Island. The dead man's name will not
be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on
dildo, and a Tea Party t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.
The police removed the Tea Party t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
embarrassment.
Police do care!
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