Angels explained by children

I only know the names of two angels, Hark and
Harold.
~~~Gregory, 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear
halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are
working on it.
~~~Olive, 9

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die.
Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still
the flight training to go through. And then you
got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
~~~Matthew, 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids
when God has to go do something else.
~~~Mitchell, 7

My guardian angel helps me with math,
but he's not much good for science.
~~~Henry, 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk
from Holy Cows!!!
~~~Jack, 6

Angels talk all the way while they're
flying you up to heaven. The main
subject is where you went wrong
before you got dead.
~~~Daniel, 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes
a deep breath and counts to ten.
And when he lets out his breath,
somewhere there's a tornado.
~~~Reagan, 10

Angels have a lot to do and they
keep very busy. If you lose a tooth,
an angel comes in through your
window and leaves money under
your pillow. Then when it gets
cold, angels go south for the
winter.
~~~Sara, 6

Angels live in cloud houses made
by God and his son, who's a very
good carpenter.
~~~Jared, 8

All angels are girls because they
gotta wear dresses and boys didn't
go for i t.
~~~Antonio, 9

My angel is my grandma who died
last year. She got a big head start
on helping me while she was still
down here on earth.
~~~Lynn, 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal
sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the
animals get better, they help the child get over
it.
~~~Vicki, 8

What I don't get about angels is why, when
someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
~~~ Sarah, 7