Thursday, June 02, 2011

Single

A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Texas, a Texas is an Adult community. A man walked over and sat down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asked, "Are you a stranger here?"

He replies, "I lived here many years ago".

"So, where were you all these years?"

"In prison," he says.

"Why did they put you in prison?"

He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife."

"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single?!"

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