Another Blonde Joke

My blonde sister was completely lost in the kitchen and never ate unless someone prepared a meal for her. When Mother was ill, however, she volunteered to go to the supermarket for her. My mother sent her off with a carefully numbered list of seven items. 1. Bag of Sugar, 2. Dozen of eggs, 3. A ham, 4. Box of detergent, 5. Box of Crackers, 6. An Eggplant and 7. A green pepper.

My sister returned shortly, very proud of herself, and proceeded to unpack the grocery bags. She had one bag of sugar, two dozen eggs, three hams, four boxes of detergent, five boxes of crackers, six eggplants, and seven green peppers.