Friday, June 20, 2014

Drawbacks of Working in a Cubicle

[Or, "Welcome to my life."]

* Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first
seeing who's behind you.

* Fabric walls offer little protection from gunfire.

* The walls are too close together for the hammock to work

* Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

* When you quit and walk out, there's no door to slam.

* Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a
freakin' box all day long.

* 23 power cords - 1 outlet.

* The carpet has been there since 1976 (or older) and shows
more signs of life than your coworkers.

* If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding
cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say
"What? I didn't hear you."

* You always have the feeling that someone is watching you,
but by the time you turn to look they're gone.

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