Sunday, May 31, 2015
Pray For Bill
A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.
The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."
Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing:
"Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."
Share to Twitter
Share to Facebook
Share to Pinterest
Post a Comment
Post Comments (Atom)