"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I
drink I feel shame . Then I look into the glass and
think about the workers in the vineyards and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine,
they might be out of work and their dreams would be
shattered Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
drink this wine and let their dreams come true than
be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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…or, alternatively — in the case of those of us who do not usually own such items of clothing — why the hell you're wearing bra and panties.
hahahaha! you are so witty - and I do so appreciate that quality in people.
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